Greetings and Salutations, I'm Sir Integral Permutation of Yorkshire (not to be confused with the Permutations of Bretton Woods, a rather irreputable bunch) , an interant mage, now for Hire!
I can fulfill all your needs with my amazing Repertoire of the Mystical Arts, from Fire Bombing to Curative Restorations!
"I put the smile back on your face."
"He totally nuked those wolves, saving my life!"
— Another Satisfied Customer
"I was coming down with the scurvy and Mr. of Yorkshire cured me."
— Sailor on the High Seas
"I have never seen anyone so unrestrainedly hot!"
— Ms. Abigail Westworth of Nottingham